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I have to confess: I’m surprised

So today I logged in to WordPress for the first time in weeks, and I found something amazing: there are still people reading.  Not many, mind you, not like when I was posting fun stuff daily, but there are a few die hard readers who check up with my little blog damn near daily.

To those of you who kept coming back: thank you.  Hopefully your patience and persistence will pay off.

Now, to talk about TV.

Last night, after my internet went out, I visited a couple friends and helped them eat up some habanero chile they’d made.  Afterward, while we were sitting around the living room, Everybody Loves Raymond came on the tube, and, since no one wanted to stir themselves to pick something else, we watched about half an episode.  Before I go any farther, I should point out that not everyone loves Raymond; I sure as hell don’t.  Towards the end of the episode, Ray (lo and behold) fell blithely into a trap set by his wife who (lo and behold) was shocked and angry that Ray behaved exactly as she knew he was.  There was an argument and a reconciliation, and I made a comment that I really didn’t like the show for that reason.

Judy took it as me defending Ray, which, to be fair, I do tend to side with him.  Part of it is that he’s almost like a puppy; he just responds to stimuli without thinking, and he fails to understand when this causes problems.  On the other hand, I think it’s stupid and cruel for his wife to go “God, Ray always does X,” set a trap where he will, remarkably, do “X” (X changes every episode, which I’m going to get to later), and then she’ll get all high and mighty and chew him out for behaving exactly as she predicted he would.  That said, I do like her character; I just think that she’s setting herself up for disappointment, and after umpty ump years, she should know better.

Anyways, I tried (and failed) to explain that the reason I hate Raymond isn’t because of the gender politics; I hate the show because the writing quite simply sucks.  Every episode falls under one of two stock plots.  Plot one: Ray’s wife makes an observation about something Ray does or fails to do that irritates her, she sets a trap to confirm the behavior, Ray confirms the behavior, Ray’s wife gets upset, hilarity (supposedly) ensues, and at the end Ray apologizes (though he never knows what for), and everyone is happy(ish).  Sadly, plot one is the “better” of the two stock plots; it has some variation on how it plays out, and sometimes the traps are interesting and fun(ish).  Plot two, however, is just this: Ray’s parents irritate Ray and his wife, hilarity (supposedly) ensues.  In plot two, nothing is resolved, no one makes any advancement as characters, and no one really communicates.

So yes, I hate Raymond, but hopefully you can see why.  However, as I was driving home last night, I started to wonder what other shows trade heavily on stock plots, and then I began to wonder why such shows don’t leap out at me like Raymond does.  So here are two notable shows (that I love) which use stock plots, and why I feel the show is still OK despite that.

Star Trek (any iteration)
Star Trek is probably the most obvious contender.  They have one stock plot they fall back on, and it’s relatively simple. 1: Crew discovers anomaly/entity/location with properties that no one has ever encountered before.  2: Crew and/or ship disabled by anomaly/entity/location.  3: Technobabble.  4: Resolution where we learn a moral lesson.  By all rights, I should find this show unbearable, but I don’t (well, DS9 and Enterprise are a different story).  The Next Generation was on for something like ten years, and each season had liberal helpings of this plot, yet we as viewers kept eating it up.  To me, there are three reasons why they got away with it.

The first reason they got away with it was the characters.  Despite the boring plot, the writers knew how to use their characters to make each usage feel fresh; they switched up character pairings, isolated characters, put characters in situations completely uncomfortable to them, and in general made the characters react to the plot.  In Ray, every character reacts exactly the same every time the show plays; in Star Trek, the characters changed the way they acted based on their situation.  In my mind, Star Trek has always been about the characters; the shows we love were the ones with the best characters and the most thoughtful treatments of them.  By the time the show was over, you cared about Kirk, Spock, Sulu, Chekhov, Uhura, Scotty, Bones, Picard, Riker, Data, Geordi, Troy, Crusher, Crusher Jr. (if not cared, then at least you felt strongly about him), Worf, and even poor, short-lived Tasha Yar.

The second way Star Trek did it was in making the anomaly/alien/entity cool.  There were weird lights, nightmares, time distortions, and a myriad of other ways in which it could incapacitate crew and ship.  I can’t think of a single episode in which the Enterprise is trapped by a pair of socks in a nighty (well, maybe Riker was, one time on Risa).

Finally, tying into the first escape clause, the characters grew.  If they encountered Q or the Borg or any other recurring fiend, they use the knowledge they gained from their previous encounter.  In short, even though the PLOT was recycled, the circumstances weren’t.  As a result, the show felt like an ongoing saga instead of an existentialist hell.

Frasier
Last night, I mentioned that I really don’t like the sitcom model at all.  It encourages static stock characters, flat recycled plots, and halfass jokes that really aren’t funny.

The reason I love Frasier is that it takes the sitcom model, subverts it, deconstructs it, and ultimately delivers something that, while technically a sitcom, is head and shoulders above the rest of the genre.  That said, it tends to fall back on a certain stock plot as well.  1. One or both of the Crane boys behaves like a Crane boy in a city of normal people.  2. Hilarity ensues (on a regular basis).

They get away with it for many reasons.  The first is, of course, that as far as stock plots go, that’s about as broad as you can get and still consider it a stock plot, especially when you consider how damn bizarre Niles and Frasier are.  By centering on two snobbish, disconnected weirdos, and planting them in a crowd of relatively normal individuals, the show highlights just how weird most sitcom characters would appear in the real world.  Ray and his family get away with behaving strangely because they’re surrounded by other weirdos; the Crane boys, surrounded by normals, have to acknowledge and confront their oddities (usually by ignoring everyone else).

This leads into the next reason Frasier gets away with stock plots: character growth.  Frasier and Niles (and to a lesser extent Marty, Daphne, and Ros) DO have to face and address their issues, and they DO try to surmount them.  In a way, they’re aware of the existential hell they live in, and the show is about them trying to make something of it while searching for meaning in it.  I think the show ultimately leaves it to the viewer to decide if the characters find such meaning.

Related to that is another one: continuity.  The show has several overarching plots going on, and each episode moves these plots forward bit by bit (or, in some cases leaps and bounds).  Niles has a crush on Daphne, but he’s too shy to say anything; Niles and Maris are having marital troubles, and then getting a divorce; Frasier is trying to make a name for himself in Seattle radio; Marty is coming to grips with his injury and working on finding meaning for his retirement years; Ros is looking for love in all the wrong places; Eddie tries to learn new tricks.  In this show it matters what season you’re watching; in Season 3, Niles is still married (technically) to Maris, but by Season 4, he’s found a lawyer who wraps it all up for him, but then the lawyer starts dating (and eventually proposes to) Daphne.  The characters, and the plot, grow as the show goes along.

The final point I need to make about Frasier is actually really important to the discussion: it’s funny.  The writers know how to come up with funny situations and milk them for all the comedy they’re worth, while the actors, who are skilled in their own rights, play their roles for maximum laughs.

Futility and Shit

As some of you may have inferred from my recent six or seven week hiatus, I have not been nearly as productive as I had hoped to be.

What frightens me is that this seems to be the story of my life.  I’m approaching my 27th birthday, and it’s really starting to weigh down on me that I am not only grossly overweight, but that I have no accomplishments to speak of.  I don’t have any published works, I don’t have a romantic interest, I don’t have an interesting, exciting, fulfilling, or well-paying job, and, possibly most painful of all, I have a serious dearth of friends.

Forgive me if I’ve been over this territory before; I’m too lazy to look back and see.

To put it succinctly, I have been in a rut for five years now, and I really need to get out of it; the problem is that I don’t know if I have the willpower necessary to do so.  I often feel like if I can change just one aspect of my life, the others will fall into place as well, but, for one reason or another, none of these issues seem surmountable for me.

I’m sorry for the tone of the post; I had originally planned a massive post touching on various things over the past months, but I’m feeling very melancholy tonight, and I don’t know what to do about it.  Once again, the story of my life.

The Magic of Zelda

As some of you know, I’ve been deep in the thrall of a powerful, senseless addiction.  It has eaten a vast portion of my recent time and caused me to neglect exercise, household chores, and friends.

I’m talking, of course, about The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess.

Over the past week, I’ve spent about 20 hours playing Zelda, and, if it follows the Zelda formula, I’m about a third of the way through the story.  What eats at me, though, is that by all rights I shouldn’t be so addicted to the game.  Zelda is notorious for having every game be the same as every other.  I should note that I never played Majora’s Mask, so I’m not considering it in this analysis.

Let me count the ways:

1.  The hero
This factor has actually been addressed in recent games: Link, the Hero of Hyrule, is reborn again and again to face whatever threats exist to the kingdom.  That’s why in every game there’s a blond haired, blue eyed youth in a funny green hat as star of the story.  I think it’s actually a pretty elegant way to tie the various games together while still explaining why Hyrule changes so much from game to game.

2. The setting
Every console Zelda game that I’ve played (the original, A Link to the Past, Ocarina of Time, Windwaker, and Twilight Princess) has been set in Hyrule.  Moreover, there are certain locations that keep popping up; Hyrule Castle is always in the center (logical, considering how harsh the world is), and there’s a volcano, a desert region, a lake, and a dense forest.  I should take a moment to address that while Windwaker was technically set in Hyrule, most of it was underwater, so you only got to see the tops of the mountains.  Even so, there was a Forest Temple, a Volcano, a Water Shrine (might be mistaken on that), and Hyrule Castle which was still, more or less, in the center of the kingdom.  In the handheld games, which are set outside Hyrule while Link is wandering the world after the adventure proper, these elements all show up in one form or another.

3. The gameplay
This is where you really notice that they’re all the same game.  You always start out as a hero with a crappy sword and sometimes a crappy shield.  You can only access a small region of the map, and as you quest, you find items that allow you to reach new areas and do more things.  Staple items include the boomerang, the heavy boots, the hookshot, the bow and arrow, and the bombs.  The bulk of the gameplay is in dungeons where you wander around solving puzzles, finding treasure, and fighting bosses.  Typically the key to beating the boss is to utilize whatever item or items you picked up in the dungeon; for instance, if you find Iron Boots and the Bow and Arrow in the volcano dungeon, you can bet your ass that those two items will be integral in defeating that dungeon’s boss.  I also count the sound effects and music as part of the gameplay section, but I’ll talke more about them later.

4. The Plot
There’s some variation in exactly what happens, but the basic story is always as follows: Boy in idyllic village encounters wider world right as a crisis threatens the kingdom, and then it’s up to Link, and Link alone, to save Hyrule.  Such salvation usually involves travelling into either a shadow realm, or into the past/future.

So, if each game is the same, why do I find each installment so damn addictive?  I think it has to do with two things: the familiarity, and the innovations.

Familiarity
One thing that’s nice about the Zelda formula is that you know what to expect, and you get a sense of satisfaction when those expectations are met.  There are certain touchstones, like the sound for completing a puzzle and the main musical theme, that make me all warm and fuzzy when I hear them.  Also, there’s a certain satisfaction in seeing the formula play itself out: getting the new item, seeing where you can go with it, and gradually gaining power.

Innovation
While each game is essentially the same, there are variations, and these variations are just enough to make each entry feel fresh, despite the number of recycled mechanics, art, and music.  Windwaker is set on the open sea, has a cel-style animation, and a quirky character design.  Twilight Princess has you turn into a wolf in the shadow realm, fleshes out the Kingdom of Hyrule, and introduces action-packed set pieces.  Moreover, while the basic formula is the same, there are variations in how it’s played out, so you’re never sure exactly what’s going to happen, and it’s fun to see how the designers tweak the formula.

Finally, it doesn’t hurt that they’ve hit on a solid formula.

In conclusion, I guess it isn’t so surprising that Zelda is still addictive, after so many iterations.  Yes, a lot of it’s recycled, but that’s a major part of its charm.

There Will Be Blood… or, At Least, Some Angst… And Maybe Tears

I’ve been mocking Twilight and its sequels rather mercilessly for a while now. First, I should explain for those of you who don’t know me that I mock everything.  I mock things I love (see Star Wars), things I hate (see Washed Up Former Music Star of Questionable Fame of Love), things I think of as guilty pleasures (Total Recall comes to mind), and even things I’ve never actually experienced, except vicariously, as is the case with the beloved saga of star trial patient for clinical depressants Bella and her creepy as fuck stalker beau Edward.

However, I know several fans of the series, who tend to ask me what, exactly, I have against this tale of a tragic love between a mortal and a vampire.  As answer, I am going to address several of my concerns with the series, as well as some armchair analysis.  So sit tight and enjoy the ride.

First, some disclaimers:

1. I have not actually read Twilight or any of its sequels.  Nor have I seen the movie.

2. While the purpose of this post is not to mock, my blogging voice will shine through and make fun of the subject even as I analyze it.  I can’t help this; it’ll hopefully make what would otherwise be a totally lame, dull post into one that’s, in a word or two, crazy awesome.

3. Much of this post will draw heavily on what I’ve heard from people who’ve read the books, as well as my own independant research (mainly the Twilight wiki).

Ok, disclaimers done.  I have several primary problems with the Twilight series (aside from Ms. Meyers’ writing style, which makes me want to reach for my red pen and is largely responsible for why I haven’t read at least the first book in its entirety).  Problem one: Bella, Edward, and their relationship (this is technically three issues, but I’m combining them for brevity’s sake).  Problem two: the core messages of the book.  Problem three: the ideas that the book is conveying to the young women who read it.  Problem four: the way vampires are treated in the work, and what it implies for everything else.

Of Mary Sues, Stalkers, and Abusive Relationships
Bella is a Mary Sue of the worst kind.  Keep in mind that everyone loves her, no one can stop talking about how pretty she is.  Aside from a lack of self awareness and a certain amount of clumsiness (both acceptable “drawbacks” for Mary Sues, as neither is really a negative trait), she has no negative traits.  I think it is also worth mentioning that the Twilight wiki spends one line describing her non physical characteristics, when a lengthy paragraph is devoted to her looks.

I should add one negative trait to her: she’s stupid.  This will become more evident down the line, but make no mistake, the girl is missing something upstairs.

Anyway, even though Bella is beautiful, supposedly intelligent, and beloved by everyone in school, she’s miserable.  She hates all the attention and just wants to be left alone, but those damn admirers won’t go away (maybe I should list ungrateful as a character flaw).  She just can’t find any peace and quiet, at least, not until she encounters ultimate bad boy Edward Cullen (played by Cedric Diggory with a terrible accent in this movie).

I’m going to take a moment to talk about Edward (just a moment).  First and foremost in the fans’ eyes, he is beautiful.  When there’s no sun, his pale skin, full red lips, and deep eyes draw mere mortals in, and when the sun comes out (or maybe just on an overcast day?  never really was sure what degree of sunlight these vamps could stand) he glistens like a beglittered raver in a strobe light.

I could argue that his beauty is really his only true positive trait.  He’s obsessive, controlling, abusive, manic-depressive, brooding, possessive, and far too overprotective.  From what I can tell, he is frequently deciding things for Bella, and then manipulating or bullying her into accepting his decisions.

This leads to my issue with their relationship.  In essence, Bella is an abused spouse: she is attached to a manipulative, controlling stalker who resents allowing her to be a complete individual on her own.  More disturbingly, the author endorses this relationship as an ideal one.

If you were to take away Edward’s vampirism and write a novel that applauded this sort of relationship, I doubt you could get an agent to touch it.  Nowhere else in our society do we tell young women that it’s ok for men to stalk, bully, manipulate, kidnap, and emotionally abuse them into doing whatever the man wants.

We are not in the fifties, and I’d like to see our popular literature reflect that.

I’ll leave this section with one thought for you: Edward is 90 years old and hitting on a 17 year old girl.  Again, take away Edward’s good looks and vampirism, and this scenario gets a whole lot more creepy.

On Sex, Abortion, and Broken Backs
Ms. Meyers’s core message in the first book is laudable.  Distilled to a single sentence, it would be “Don’t have sex until you’re married.”  I would personally amend it from “when married” to “when ready.”  I think premarital sex is important; many many marriages (forgive the lack of a citation) have ended almost as soon as they began because the two partners weren’t sexually compatible, and so the marriage ends in a shambles.

But that’s not what I’m here to argue.  My main issue with this first message is the heavy-handedness with which it’s delivered.  According to Twilight, sex=death; from what I understand, Edward doesn’t want to have sex with Bella because if he does, he’ll lose all control and eat her (in the bad way).  This, in some strange fashion, seems to fuel Bella’s lust; something about the threat of death from a guy just gets her (and from what I’ve heard, the readers) all tingly.  So we’ve got three books (I think), of Bella obsessing about Edward and his hot, hot love, and Edward obsessing about Bella but not doing anything about it (“I’m not gonna do anything with her, but she’s MINE”).

Then they get married, and there’s love, joy, undead, happiness, and SEX.  LOTS of sex.  Like fifty straight pages of True Blood-Style Vampire Humping.  See, kiddos, once you’re married, sex is ok.  It’s actually a good thing to spend whole days humping while you ignore other responsibilities.

Don’t use birth control or condoms, though; those are still evil.

So after their sexual marathon, Bella finds out that she’s pregnant with a devil-spawn that is trying to kill her.  Moreover, it WILL kill her to give birth to it, but she won’t abort it.

I’m sorry, but that’s just dumb.  I like to think that the women I know are a bit smarter than that; having kids is relatively easy.  On the other hand, surviving to reach maturity without a mother is a hell of a lot harder of a thing to do.  Look to nature: if a mother wolf and her cubs are starving, the mother will let her cubs starve, not because she doesn’t care, but because if she dies, they’re dead anyways.  If the mother lives, she can always birth more pups.

Oh, and then the baby breaks her back and she gets turned into a vampire.  So I guess all is good, since someone was around to save Bella’s ass.

Submission, Stupidity, and Weakness: What Twilight is really saying
So, if you’ve been reading carefully, in these novels, Ms. Meyers is saying that the ideal relationship is one where the man protects the woman, makes all her decisions for her, tells her exactly what to do, lets his undead baby break her back, and then turns her into a vampire so she can enjoy an eternity of cooking and cleaning for him.

Seriously, that’s what seems to be going on here.  And everyone seems to love it! “Oh,” I hear fangirls croon, “it’s so romantic how Edward protects Bella.”  No, it’s not.  There’s a difference between protecting and coddling; he’s doing the latter.  It’s not being protective to prevent you from deciding who to hang out with; it’s being a douchebag.  It’s not romantic to break into a girl’s room to sit and watch her sleep; that’s just being a stalker.

On the other hand, it IS being protective for him to rescue Bella from her attention-grabbing suicide attempts (which, considering her antipathy for attention seem counter-productive), so he gets a point there.  However, Bella loses fifty for being a fucking idiot.  I’d like to pull in a passage from Mark about Satan tempting Jesus to jump off a mountain to see if the angels would catch him, but that’d be giving the author too much credit.

So girls, according to Twilight you need to find a man who will provide, think, and decide for you while lavishing you with enough attention; if you ever feel like he’s neglecting you, go try to kill yourself, and he’ll come save you.

Just don’t do any fucking until you get the ring on his finger.

Oh, and it’s TOTALLY okay to hang out with the minions of Satan, as long as they’re dreamy looking.

Seeking Closure
I’d like to close with my complaint that these vampires are totally neutered, but I’ve done posts about neutered villains before, and I just don’t have the time or the energy to do it again.

Long story short: vampires should be terrifying creatures, the corpses of the damned who want nothing more than to drain the blood from your body.  Vampires are not lovers; they’ve forgotten how (hmm… I sense a decent post in that sentence).  I don’t care how strong Edward Cullen is, or how many girlfriends he beats up; the dignity and ruthlessness of Count Dracula would smack him and his hippy family down in zero flat.

Vampires are all about lust, which is one thing that Ms. Meyers seems truly against.

Finally, let me know how I did.  Like I said, I haven’t actually read the books, so if you can give me a compelling argument as to why I’m wrong, I’ll promise to at least consider it.  Alternatively, if you can get me a version of the book that keeps the plot, characters, and themes intact while making the actual writing bearable, I’ll give that a shot, too.

Begin final countdown to unemployment…

Once again, I find myself apologizing for a deplorable lack of updates over the past week. As I’ve said before, my goal is for at least an update a day; however, I refuse to post anything along the lines of “Here’s a post, KTHXBAI.” My posting schedule isn’t helped by the fact that as my layoff date approaches, everyone seems to be trying to find stupid, random jobs for me to do, resulting in an unusual dearth of free time. I actually did have an amazing post (with pictures!) written out about Lovecraft, WoW, and where they intersect, but wordpress deemed it unsuitable for human consumption and devoured it summarily.

Apologies aside, I still need to pick a topic. Give me an hour to think, and I’ll see if I can have something up later today.

EDIT: Underestimated the number of stupid, silly tasks I’d be assigned (along with the non-show of the mail).
As an aside, once I find new employment, it’ll be difficult to meet my quota, but I’ll work to do that anyhow.

No new post today…

…but there is a new Page!  It’s only 700 words, but it’s the start of something that I plan to work on a lot over the next few months.

Meet Felix and Kane, and tell me what you think!

The Bum Mentality

As many of you probably know already, I’m losing my job at the end of this month.  I will be able to draw unemployment, and I will go on a rehire list, where I will get called (in order of seniority) for jobs I’m qualified for.  I filled out paperwork today with a list of state positions that are at my pay grade or lower and for which I’m qualified; now personnel will verify my qualifications and put me on the list.

However, I’ve heard some things around the office that seem to imply that I may get to keep my job.  I told Aimee about this yesterday, and she asked a very pertinent question: Do I want to keep my job?

On the one hand, it’s a pretty sweet gig.  I’m basically paid close to thirteen dollars an hour to kill time online for most of the day.  I’m getting paid full time wages for what is essentially a part time job; I just have to be here for a full 8 hours.

That said, I loathe it.  This is different from the standard “I hate my job” schtick.  I really, truly loathe this job.  Part of it is the tedium; amazingly enough, you tend to exhaust work-safe internet pretty quickly when you need to kill upwards of 30 hours a week.  Part of it is that one of my very few actual tasks is opening and distributing the mail, which I can charitably describe as odious.  But really, I hate it because it really is just wasting time; I don’t do anything of value here.  I’m ashamed that I’m basically wasting my life in a pointless job, embarrassed to tell anyone what I do, and generally just unhappy with it.

A big part of what’s going on is that I’m feeling terrible guilt about being unemployed.  I’m actually looking forward to staying home and trying to work on some other things on the dime of the State.  If not for the decreased income and the moral issues of leeching off the public, I’d be overjoyed about getting layed off.  It’s like a year long sabbatical!

To answer Aimee’s question: no, I do not want to keep my job.  But at the same time I feel guilty for not wanting to keep it.

So I’ll share my plan, instead.  I intend to draw unemployment; if I’ve read the packet from Personnel correctly, then being on the rehire list counts as seeking employment for the purposes of the unemployment check (but if not, I’ll set aside some time each week to hunt for jobs).  Meanwhile, I will treat each weekday as a workday: get up at a reasonable time, get dressed, write for several hours, take care of business, work out, write some more, and have leisure time in the evenings.  In short, I need to avoid falling into the bum mentality, and wasting my funded time off.

If I play this right, it could be one of the greatest opportunities I’ll get to write professionally.  If I screw up, it could get really ugly.

The Girl Who Wants All the Bad Guys to Want Her

As I’ve mentioned before, many songs have strong emotional ties with various episodes in my life.  Several years ago, I was smitten with a girl named Rachael who, alas, did not return my affection.  It’s a shame, too, because we got along really well, there was chemistry there, and I maintain to this day that if she and I had dated, we would both have had a lot of fun and quite possibly have altered each others’ destiny.

The argument is moot, really.  You see, while I was smitten with her, she was similarly smitten with Matt, our leather and metal wearing friend.  It was about at this time, while I was smitten with her, she was smitten with Matt, and Matt felt bad for both of us (we were all friends, you see) that the song “The Girl All the Bad Guys Want” by Bowling for Soup began to get heavy radio play.  Just so you have a frame of reference, here’s the song; wallow in the nostalgia and catchy, snarky-yet-happy attitude:

Now, when Rae and I used to hang out, her pining for Matt and me bravely lending moral support while hoping she’d see how noble I was (I was a little more tolerant of this sort of BS back then), she used to play that song and tell me that it reminded her of me.  You see, in her eyes, I was the narrator, and she was the girl that the bad guys, like Matt, wanted.

The only problem with this theory, that I’ve never pointed out to her, is that she really wasn’t the girl the bad guys wanted.  She was the girl who wanted only the bad guys, and it led to some very bizarre dating choices for her.

Anyways, I suspect she played the song so much to try to taunt me, but what I think really bothered her was that I never did change for her.  I think she wanted me to do as the narrator in the song does; to try to be one of the bad guys, but that’s just not my bag.  I am, always have been, and probably always will be, a nerd; what Rae didn’t realize was that I was trying to convince her that what she needed was a nerd.

Flash forward some seven or so years, and who is she engaged to?  That’s right, a nerd.  Oh, she still likes to think he’s a bad guy by saying that he’s a cowboy, but really his primary claim to being bad is that he plays Vampire LARP, which is a whole different kind of “bad.”

As for my argument that he’s a nerd: he told me at Allen’s wedding that D&D 4e sucks, and that 3.5 was the apex of the game.  Now if that’s not nerdy, I don’t know what is.

It’s Friday!

How about some movies?

First, courtesy of Allen, some more D&D cartoons:

I like the gnome in this one:

Who doesn’t love Illithids?

Oooh, I found another!

I tweeted this yesterday, but worth another nod:

Speaking of stop motion, here’s something cool I saw a while back (but forgot how freaking surreal it is):

Finally, a little WoW vid for those who haven’t seen it on the BTL website (or Wow.com):

If you have any vid recommendations, post them in the comments!

Edit: one more.